X-Rated Comedy T-shirts

Wearing X-Rated Comedy T-shirts does not make you cool, it justs distracts people from the ugly above your neck line!

All T-shirts are Heavyweight cotten blend tees made by Gildan Activewear, Hanes, or Jerzees.

Ass: The Other Vagina
$15.00
Remember My Name
$15.00
Don't Give Me Attitude, I Have My Own
$15.00
I Scored High On My Drug Test
$15.00
Porn It's Cheaper
$15.00
Wanna Buy A Vowel?
$15.00
Don't Hate Me Because I'm Gay; Hate Me Because I Stole Your Man
$15.00
Warning! This Shirt May Contain An Asshole
Regular price: $15.00
Sale price: $12.50
Caution: I'm Shitfaced
$15.00
If I Gave A Shit You'd Be The First One I'd Give It To
$15.00
It's Only Kinky The First Time
$15.00
Amateur Gynecologist
Regular price: $15.00
Sale price: $12.50
I am a sex machine. Batteries not required
$15.00
You Should See This Wet
$15.00
I don't have an attitude problem.YOU have a 'being a complete asshole' problem!
$15.00
Men are Like Vacations. They are never long enough
$15.00
In Touch with my Inner Bitch
$15.00
I have the pussy, so I make the rules
$15.00
If you think I am a bitch, wait 'til you meet my mother!
$15.00
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings!
$15.00
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol content.
$15.00
I'm the alpha bitch
$15.00
The more hair I lose, The more head I get!
$15.00
Nice legs. What time do they open?
$15.00
Smoking Pot Can Lead To Uh...I Forget
$15.00
Big Hands. Big Feet. You do the math
$15.00
Man's Biological Clock
$15.00
Got Pot?
$15.00
Porn Star
$15.00
Free lung test. Blow here
$15.00
Excellent Growth Potential
$15.00
Directions to My Party
$15.00
I have the dick, so I make the rules
Regular price: $15.00
Sale price: $12.50
Why did God invent BEER?  so ugly girls could get laid
$15.00
It must SUCK to be you
$15.00
Drink 'Til She's Cute!
$15.00
I Want To Be Barbie...That Bitch Has Everything
$15.00
You've Been A Bad Girl  Now Go To My Room
$15.00
Please Feel Free to Shut the Fuck Up
$15.00
Stress the Confusion Created When Your Mind Overrides Your bodies Desire to Choke the Living Shit Out of Someone Who Desperately Needs It
$15.00
I am somewhat of a bullshitter myself but, I do enjoy listening to an expert! Please, carry on
$15.00
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Screw U
$15.00
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains EXCITE ME
$15.00
Oh Shit! I've Turned Into My Mother
$15.00
Zodiac Love Positions
$15.00
Zodiac Love Positions
$15.00
Nosey Little Fucker...Aren't you?
$15.00
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F.B.I. (Female Body Inspector)
$15.00
I am a Police Officer...Now lay flat on your back and do everything the nice officer says
$15.00
If You Can Read This Shirt...Then You Must Be Sitting On My Face
$15.00
Jesus Loves You...The Rest of Us Think You're An Asshole
$15.00
10 Reasons Why A Cucumber Is Better Than A Man
$15.00
Its Not Easy Being a Dick
$15.00
How To Use The 'F' Word
$15.00
FUCK,,,,,
$15.00